He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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