It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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