508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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