i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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