found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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