Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Are my feet made of real feet?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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