I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he fucked my hip out of place.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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