This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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