her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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