As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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