It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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