Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
bring money and cleavage
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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