Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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