ya dads aren't the best wingmen
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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