where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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