At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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