i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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