We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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