so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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