DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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