So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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