why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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