Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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