When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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