Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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