I hate your face
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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