The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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