mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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