You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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