Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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