Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
foreskin is a definite game changer
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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