I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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