Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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