Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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