he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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