anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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