Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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