you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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