Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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