**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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