some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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