You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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