I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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