Porn is love you can see.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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