What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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