well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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