no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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