and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hippo gnu deer
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
