just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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