Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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