Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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