Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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