You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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