Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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